Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Types of Computer Women


Virus Woman


She installs in your apartment and play the boss. If you try to uninstall, you loose some stuff.


If you don't, you'll loose everything.



Internet Woman


You have to pay to have access.



Server Woman


Always busy when you want her.



Windows Woman


You know that she have many bugs, but you can't live without her.



Macintosh Woman


Attractive, almost perfect, costs more money, but not so compatible with others. Only 5% of men have the pleasure to get her.



PowerPoint Woman


She’s ideal for party presentations, business meals, etc.



Excel Woman


They said that she knows many things, but you have her only for basic things.



Word Woman


Always she waits you with surprises and there is nobody can understand her.


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