Creepiness level over 9000

Throwing out expired food is so wasteful

Democracy in Russia

As someone struggling to find a job, this is what I see whenever I look at my college diploma

Einstein and Chaplin on each other’s art.

While waiting tables tonight, a mother and daughter started crying mid-meal. I had no idea what happened until a single guy at the table next to them handed me this note with his bill. Faith in humanity, restored.

My girlfriend went home to Thailand for the summer. Whilst there she bought some cheap T-Shirts, this is probably the best one.